
Fairy Tale Life Goals
Snow White and her seven dwarves...you honestly believe not one of them wanted to fuck her? Or maybe she was a modern polygamist that had seven husbands and zero children (meaning she had seven children but her honey-do list always was in motion). Even as a child I always thought that these Fairy tales were unrealistic. Now now...I am not trying to be political or ruin the dreams for all children and adults who love Disney, just hear me out.

Nancy Pelosi On Top Carole Baskin On The Bottom
I have worked remotely for a fair amount in my career. On days I don’t have meetings, it is really easy to stay in my PJ’s or sweats. I have found I do better at my job and feel confident if I am somewhat put together. This doesn’t mean full makeup and pantyhose for fucks sake, but just a little something just in case I had to jump on a video call I wouldn’t look so horrendous. Well...since Covid-19 has struck, a lot of this has gone to shit. I am doing the very best I can to work my full time job, stay in touch with friends and family, keep my kid educationally busy, do the meal planning, laundry, discipline, managing screen time, snacks, potty breaks, take care of my two big needy dogs, all while keeping a smile on my face until my husband gets home. I would say my working attire has come to Nancy Pelosi on top and Carole Baskin on the bottom. Classy as fuck. With all of the recent unexpected challenges we face, I am hoping I can help highlight some ways to be comfortable, professional, sexy, and not turning into The Dude, Floyd from True Romance (aka HOT young Brad Pitt), or Erica the Klepto in Florida Girls.