Fairy Tale Life Goals

Snow White and her seven dwarves...you honestly believe not one of them wanted to fuck her? Or maybe she was a modern polygamist that had seven husbands and zero children (meaning she had seven children but her honey-do list always was in motion). Even as a child I always thought that these Fairy tales were unrealistic. Now now...I am not trying to be political or ruin the dreams for all children and adults who love Disney, just hear me out.