Erections Start at Birth...

I really wanted my kid to sit his ass down and take a shit. But it doesn’t work that way unfortunately. During potty training bitches like myself get desperate to make it happen soon without too much horror. I read books, listened to podcasts, asked the doctor, watched YouTube, asked friends, asked my mom, questioned my sisters and sister-in-laws, and well…just fucking anyone who would listen…even my Barista at Starbucks.